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1. Never hesitate to stoop to their level!
2. Always wear suggestive clothing when approaching politicians famous for their extra-ciricular activites!
3. When all else fails, allow the statue of a former President to publically grope you. Future Presidents are always looking for eager assistants!
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Young Evil Kenevil...just starting out........~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Red-neck weather forecasting.....
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Why are they so cruel to these blind singers, poor Ray! Really! And why hasn't anyone told Stevie Wonder he's wearing a macramee plant holder on his head?
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The merrits of Evolution! Notice the latter guy no longer needs as much hair product!
Red-neck weather forecasting.....~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Why are they so cruel to these blind singers, poor Ray! Really! And why hasn't anyone told Stevie Wonder he's wearing a macramee plant holder on his head?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`
The merrits of Evolution! Notice the latter guy no longer needs as much hair product!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Walt Disney was famous for his love of small children! This ride demonstrates the depth of his love.........
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This might have made it into my blonde jokes...except there's a brunette also!
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This say it all.........~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Walt Disney was famous for his love of small children! This ride demonstrates the depth of his love.........~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
This might have made it into my blonde jokes...except there's a brunette also!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
This say it all.........And Finally:
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