Southern Jokes

Alabama

The Sheriff pulled up next to the guy unloading garbage out of his
Pick-up into the ditch. The Sheriff asked, 'Why are you dumping
Garbage in the ditch? Don't you see that sign right over your head'

Yep', he replied. 'That's why I'ma dumpin it here, cause it says
'Fine For Dumping Garbage'.

Louisiana

A senior at LSU was overheard saying... 'When the end of the world
Comes, I hope to be in Louisiana.'

When asked why, he replied he'd Rather be in Louisiana because everything happens in Louisiana 20 Years later than in the rest of the civilized world.

Mississippi

The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said To his buddy, 'Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!'

Bubba replied, 'Did you see who it was?'

The young man answered, 'I couldn't tell, but I got his license number.'

Georgia

A Georgia State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-75 The trooper asked, 'Got any I. D.?'

The driver replied, 'Bout whut?'


Tennessee

A man in Tennessee had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it.

Then he got back in the car to wait. A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was.

The man replied, 'I got a flat tare.'

The passerby asked, 'But what's with the flowers?'

The man responded, 'When you break down they tell ya to put flares in the front and flares in the back. Hey, it don't make no sense to me neither.'

Arkansas

'You can say what you want about the South,
But I ain't never heard of anyone wanting to retire to the north.