Ashes to Ashes

An inquisitive young boy nervously approached his priest after the Sunday Service and asked: ”Father, is it true that when we are born we come from the dust, and when we die we return to the dust?”

The puzzled priest responded, “Yes, that is true… When we are born we come from the dust and, when we die, we return to the dust…... Why do you ask?”

“Well,” the boy whispered, ”I think there’s someone under my bed but I can’t if they’re coming or going!!!!”