Redneck Vacation

Billy Bob and Luther were talking one
Afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther,
"Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready
For a vacation. Only this year I'm
Gonna do it a little different. The last
Few years, I took your advice about
Where to go.
Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii.
I went to Hawaii and Earlene got pregnant.
Then two years ago, you told me to go
To the Bahamas,and Earlene got pregnant
Again.
Last year you suggested Tahiti and
Darned if Earlene didn't get pregnant
Again."Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, what you
Gonna do this year that's different?"Billy Bob says,
"This year I'm taking Earlene with me!"