The blonde in Winter

Just as a warning!!! I am a sucker for a good blonde joke (even though I, myself am a dish-water blonde). Many were originally given to me by my really cool (and blonde) supervisor (no, not the pimpled one!) which got me hooked! I guess only someone of the fair hair-color are allowed to do blonde jokes (as minorities are usually apt to use the hate words originally used against them, against each other in a generally acceptable social manner). Between groups of their peers, I've heard words such as B-t-h, N-g--r, and F-g--t, used in casual coversation between the associated populations . Therefore, I feel socially entitled to tell jokes of the blonde minority (and no dye job-wanna-be's!). Here goes!

As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heatherand you are losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.

When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catchesup again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on thedoor.Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!" Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street.

At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All outof breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker rolls down the window. Again she says"Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races tothe next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets outof the truck, and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, andafter she lowers it, he says.Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in Pennsylvania and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!"

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Alright, now you got me started:

What do you call a blonde skeleton in a closet?


Last year's hide and go seek winner!
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How do you drown a blonde?


Tell her there's a scratch and sniff card on the bottom of the pool!
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Fairly Folliculared Wally